I can’t wait for the day when you realized you fucked up. (via b-r-o-k-e-n—p-e-r-s-o-n)

(Source: michellehartson, via b-r-o-k-e-n--p-e-r-s-o-n)

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sexualremarks:

WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD

(via lohanthony)

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no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

condom:

don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch

(via matvrity)

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censers:

i just really need someone who’ll make my life interesting

(Source: touchai, via ant0rm)

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spookemoij:

What if a pregnancy test just said:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(via greed)

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