condom:

don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch

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censers:

i just really need someone who’ll make my life interesting

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spookemoij:

What if a pregnancy test just said:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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kaliforhnia:

There’s always gonna be that one person that you can’t get out of your mind no matter how hard you try.

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odins-one-eyed-fuck:

shadogal94:

dreamerofderse:

so my mom brought home one of the new 100 dollar bills 

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I’m looking at it like “yeah this looks kinda cool”

but then you flip it over and

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it looks like it has fucking wordart on it

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They literally fucking used WordArt

AMERICA

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platonicbros:

stupidstagram:

harry looks like american horror story: coven 

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